okay, to recap, trump's most repeated messages on the campaign trail now: 1) describing in detail how much he admires jon husted's ass 2) fairy tales about children getting gender-affirming surgery in school 3) bragging that he can identify a giraffe on a dementia test

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Imagine you call in Trump to campaign as a last ditch effort and he tells everybody you’re going to lose and starts talking about hot men’s asses instead

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He no longer has the capacity to get through a new one.

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At this point he’s promised to show us his healthcare plan so many times, it must be hidden inside the Epstein files.

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they're creating new blonde Trump spokeswomen in a lab

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