My mom thinks I look like her when she was my age, ong the most gender affirming things shes said to me

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happy birthday, Dad — wait I meant Sigmund Freud Happy Birthday Sigmund Freud!

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Oh my! Good news everyone, he almost quit! He nearly followed his morals! He was so, so close to doing the right thing! Isn’t he amazing!

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So probably because I’m generally #Vorny, & **definitely** because I’m a specific breed of dork, but I firmly believe that “…I feel your taste all the time we're apart…” is THE horniest line in the entire Beatles catalog. Just…daaamn that hits, thanks George~! #SavoyTruffle 🍫🍬🍭🍯🍒🍏🥥🍊🫚🍍☕️🫦👅

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Mondays? More like blast my fucking face off!

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