Saw a photo of a BART operator from the 70s and incredible energy

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I met my wife while sabotaging fox hunts together. We started dating when we found out we're both furries. If the fursuits weren't so expensive, we'd be sabotaging fox hunts dressed as foxes.

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My nickname at school was Quacker after I farted on a wooden seat and it sounded like a duck. When I go back to my old area, people still shout out "Quacker"; I'm 73 and a retired doctor. If I tried to fart now, I'd shit myself.

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When I play Sudoku before going to sleep at night I pretend that if my wife returns from the bathroom before I finish the grid that she is a member of the Gestapo who guns French resistance me down before I have been able to send all of a WW2-winning coded message to the Allies.

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Fifty pigeons show up at your door with 64GB DDR5 taped to their legs with a mysterious note from The Entity.

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