aidenbordner.com
Head of Product Design @ Customer.io. Talker, modernist, easily excited.
👤 Joined on 15 November 2024
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@aidenbordner.bsky.social@aidenbordner.bsky.social → @aidenbordner.comMax remains unaware of the latest breaking news, only the smell of chicken.
Show PostOK, so we all *knew* that Donald appears in the Epstein Files. The only thing we still don't know is if he appears in them more times than Jesus appears in the New Testament?
Show Post“Hey, UK, we have this really big, expensive hammer. Go ahead and poke around your offices, and tell me if anything over there looks vaguely like a nail.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Show Postamong the many things they don’t tell you about having kids is the amount of money you will shell out to buy various berries
Show PostWell, as you know, I believe Hormbles Chormbles chormbled Chormbles so for once in a Hormble all Hormbles could chormble. If Hormbles chormble Chormbles, Hormbles should share Chormbles for all Hormbles to chormble.
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