platypusmackenzie.bsky.social
Fleeing Musks hell site for a cheap knock off that's like switching from heroin to methadone. Shamelessly follow sex workers and kind of shamefully follow comedians.
👤 Joined on 18 September 2023
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@platypusmackenzie.bsky.socialthis is like the wargames nerd equivalent of an anarchist feeling patriotic while reading about the Union Army during the Civil War
Show Post*licks finger, holds it in the air* “Bout time for Starship Troopers discourse again”
Show PostIf you have formerly feral/street cats nobody tells you how much they love eating poison. Kitten has cumulatively eaten like three tubes of icy hot.
Show Postmy husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’
Show PostJust learned the medication I pay $16 a month for will cost around $400 next year but at least there aren’t long lines at the airport anymore
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