Mark Guiles

culturedmeat.bsky.social

16 January 2025 20:42

A man from SW Louisiana took a trip to Venice, Italy & was very impressed with the gondolas. When he got back he went to a Parish council meeting & tried to get the council to buy 12 of them to use on the bayou. One councilman asked how much they cost. "About $15,000 each." (1)

Mark Guiles

culturedmeat.bsky.social

16 January 2025 20:42

necessary. "That's a relief." The Chinese doctor said, "Just wait a couple of weeks, it will fall off by itself."

Mark Guiles

culturedmeat.bsky.social

16 January 2025 20:42

2 days later the doctor called him & told him he had Mongolian VD, very rare but very serious. "We need to schedule surgery right away for amputation." "What!? No! I want a 2nd opinion." The next day he saw a Chinese doctor who told he agreed with the other doctor, but surgery would not be (2)

Mark Guiles

culturedmeat.bsky.social

16 January 2025 20:42

"Have you ever noticed that Peter O'Toole has a double phallic name?" - P.S. in a letter from Groucho Marx to Dick Cavette

Mark Guiles

culturedmeat.bsky.social

16 January 2025 20:42

25K followers! I've only been on Bluesky since Nov 17, 2024. I want to thank each of my followers, I couldn't have achieved this without you (literally)!