lasserimmer.bsky.social
Min garanti: Er kun på Bluesky, mens jeg er på toilettet, eller pengene tilbage.
👤 Joined on 16 November 2024
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@lasserimmer.bsky.socialKOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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