Dentist: Have you been flossing? Me: *deflects by consulting my burn book of dentist insults* Big talk from a guy who looks at tongues all day

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*Jesus returns to Earth, intervenes in an ICE raid, is shot in the back by a masked agent* Scott Jennings: well look first of all the guy was no angel

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The Democratic Party needs to be MORE judgmental, particularly of criminal actions being taken by the current administration. Also, more judgmental about people that think minority rights are negotiable.

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So you voting again for fucking stupid bitch Jill Stein? Just for the record stony.

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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

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