jessshaw.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 14 November 2024
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@jmsxox.bsky.social@jmsxox.bsky.social → @jessshaw.bsky.socialToday we celebrate Boxing Day in the UK, so named because cats spend the day exploring empty boxes discarded from Christmas Day* *This may not be true
Show PostHe gets in the car and drives out, at which point the police pounce. “Would you mind blowing into this tube, sir?” He obliges, but the officer is stunned by a reading of zero. “I’m afraid you’ll have to accompany us to the station.” “Well I can,” the man replies, “but I’m the designated decoy.”
Show PostNot saying I'm petty but I recently deleted a colouring game on my phone because it referred to Edinburgh as being part of England
Show PostThe Taskmaster Live experience was ridiculously fun. #taskmasterlive
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