Abner Brown

brown-abner.bsky.social

22 October 2026 08:26

I'll give you 9/10 for effort, but if you're going to test-out your blizzards, couldn't you at least wait until the temperature is below zero? I took a stroll into Condicote this afternoon and now have got about a jorum's worth of chilled water sloshing about inside my cassock.

Abner Brown

brown-abner.bsky.social

16 October 2026 13:53

Is there any pleasure quite like slipping into a brand new pair of fleecy slippers. Well, apart from devastating Christmas for thousands of good people by drowning about a gross of assorted clergymen and choristers?

Abner Brown

brown-abner.bsky.social

27 September 2026 04:56

I glimpsed a glimmer of fangs and claws in the undergrowth this afternoon. I thought it might be a wolf, but Charles tells me it was just Mrs Calamine pruning the roses.

Abner Brown

brown-abner.bsky.social

24 September 2026 15:50

Righto boys, we're a day into autumn now, which means the dolts of Tatchester are busy buying Christmas presents. So I want you both to get round their houses, and start scrobbling the ones they bought yesterday. See if you can get me a nice green silk dressing gown.

Abner Brown

brown-abner.bsky.social

16 September 2026 11:51

It is exactly 100 days until I cancel the thousandth midnight Christmas service. Never let it be said that I'm not full of seasonal cheer. The wolves will be running.