v to johnny: man we’re chooms, i ain’t gonna let adam smasher just beat the brakes off of you judy: this party turnt! what happened to my panties! v to johnny: you understand i gotta leave you right? it ain’t personal, it’s pussy

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it’s gotta be crazy to borrow a hot chick’s body to hook up with your hot milf ex then rapidly have to figure out how to have lesbian sex as a heterosexual man

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chatbbt how do you make clock go fasterrrr

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like I don't have the mental or emotional bandwidth to date rn, which means the main driving force for me would be financial. everything is more expensive and frankly that's annoying. but I don't want that to be the reason I get into a relationship 💀

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I'm sure I'd be happy in a relationship but I'm also happy being single. my mom seems to have trouble understanding that both these things can be true

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