Rob Delaney

robdelaney.bsky.social

26 August 2026 02:46

me: ok, so a “twitch streamer” is… my stepfather: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up and get away from me

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

iwriteok.bsky.social

26 August 2026 02:46

Just an incredibly compassionate person

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

25 August 2026 05:09

this punk we used to know turned out to be an abuser and the scene wouldn’t eject him so my buddy was like ‘ok then i’m just gonna beat the shit out of him every time i see him.’ and he did! like three times a week on the sidewalk or at the store til the jerkoff quietly disappeared on his own lol

Kill Tim Faust 💀

tbone.malware-virus.biz

22 August 2026 05:15

Q: Ok, for this one, I need you to imagine someone who's been strongarmed into an open relationship but are conflict-avoidant. Anyway their partner is out late on a Saturday without sending a message. What's their favorite Hüsker Dü song? A: Don't Want To Know If You're At Orgy

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