I would like to upgrade the quality of my couch from "found it free on the curb" to "paid 50-to-100 bucks on Marketplace". The space it needs to occupy is kind of a weird shape, though, so this could take a while.

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Come back from the groomer with my dog, Ginny. Groomer took off *all* her beard instead of just some, showing that Ginny has absolutely zero chin. She looks like a hairier Andrew Tate. Ginny is a little bitch, too.

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Me examining a new follower

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So no one is saying what “brief illness” Lindsey Graham died of… He went to ‘check in’ on McConnell…. Was his ‘illness’ a Russian type of illness, like falling out of a tall window?…… 🤔🧐 🏥🪟🍃 🫟

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Friend had a birthday yesterday. For this, we participated in two escape room events (apparently in the best-rated escape room in the nation, which was nice to learn). They were indeed fantastic. I like the moment when you stand there, looking around, with zero idea where to start.

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