John Caffeine

johncaffeine.bsky.social

22 October 2026 00:43

'the clitoris' klaxon. Anyway, you're supposed to sneak up on it and take it by surprise.

Gliding Tobster

glidingtobster.bsky.social

22 October 2026 00:39

You shouldn't get y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶n̶e̶c̶k̶ tattooed ̶u̶n̶t̶i̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶r̶m̶s̶,̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶s̶ ̶&̶ ̶t̶o̶r̶s̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶.

David Sim

davidmsim.bsky.social

20 October 2026 00:34

That’s a tough one to get your head around.

Apparently this

acl01.bsky.social

20 October 2026 00:34

Except for that one time where everything fucks up - traffic jams, queues etc. and you barely make it to your plane. Better to be sat around than not getting where you were supposed to be going.

Ternfortheworse

ternfortheworse.bsky.social

20 October 2026 00:34

No - it means I’ll have a reasonably priced pub meal, have someone bring me drinks while I chill out on my phone, and then a casual stroll to the gate in plenty of time.