plamobot.com
Failed and broken human subsisting on metal, plastic, and coffee. Builder of things. Obsessed with the obsolete. This is not home; my primary social media is Mastodon. I am NOT on any Meta or X platforms! Beware impostors and spambots!
👤 Joined on 28 September 2023
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@plamobot.bsky.social@plamobot.bsky.social → @plamobot.comme: [saves one high protein recipe] my algorithm until the end of time: why would you eat ONE brownie when you can eat 47 POUNDS of my UNHOLY CAKE SIMULACRUM for the same calories and 128x the PROTEIN. Start with NINE TUBS of GREEK YOGURT.
Show Post“How many castles fit in a pelican?” is an utterly nonsensical question unless you’re in Alice in Wonderland or work in food concessions.
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