My friend Kathryn wrote this powerful piece! So proud of her, and glad @mcsweeneys.net published it.

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Professor Brainard grinds Flubber into a powder to create liquid Flubber. “The nozzle of this spray bottle is clogged,” he says. “Maybe it is clogged with the bones of Flubber,” Weebo offers. “No,” says Philip. “No, I don’t think it is that.” buff.ly/3wMyHtx

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This Is Edgar Allan Poe And I Am Begging Kelly Clarkson To Take My Bird www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

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Just a reminder to the haters, don't let me succeed

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"There can’t be any uncertainty surrounding what I’m about to say to you: This is not a haunted hayride, and the horrific events of the last fifteen minutes were not planned or scripted in any way." buff.ly/dFun8ab

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