Hey so in case any of my friends in Victoria missed it we have a state election coming up. Now's as good a time as any to make sure you're all enrolled for that: enrolment.vec.vic.gov.au Vote early, vote often, vote like we care about everyone and not just some in-group. #vicpol

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It’s what my dad would have done

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Rough Sunday: Forgot to cancel my alarm & it interrupted a dream about being cold & the only person in my dream who could help me was Present Day Ben Affleck, via the warming power of making out. The last time I had a sex dream about Ben Affleck was 2001, a lot has happened to both of us since!

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sorry boss i cant come to work today we’ve got a code black fat labrador belly that needs patting STAT

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anyway here’s mr baby in his jimjams and blankie this morning

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