Chip Chantry

chipchantry.bsky.social

09 March 2025 02:57

It’s PROMPOSAL SEASON! And I’m renting out my sledgehammer & gorilla costume! Message me for details.

George Wallace

mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

09 March 2025 02:56

Shout out to all the massive ditties about Jack and Diane. You never hear about those and whatnot.

Kim Rhodes

kimrhodes.bsky.social

09 March 2025 02:56

Today a teenager walked toward me with an urgent, “Excuse me, Miss?” I stopped. He pointed. “Did you see? There’s snow on the mountain.” I looked. There was. “It’s beautiful,” I said. He nodded. “It is. I just had to tell somebody.” Then he walked away. I’m glad I was that somebody.

Clare Blackwood

clareblackwood.bsky.social

09 March 2025 02:56

Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish,"

Jeff

gojeffgo.com

09 March 2025 02:55

Director of the Commodore 64 documentary: "Um, is there a reason you chose The Godfather font for the title screen?" Designer (5 straight minutes of unblinking silence): "I do not have a good answer for that."