howiekaplan.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 29 May 2023
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@howiekaplan.bsky.socialCongressional stock trading raises thorny ethical issues. For constituents, that is; not Congress members, evidently. Rep. Julia Letlow bought Meta and NVDA shares months after signing an NDA with a Meta shell company. Who knows what confidential intel she obtained? The timing sure is… interesting.
Show PostThe sad part of it all the top 5 richest have more 💰 then most states. Musk is worth more than about 44 states gdp! This isn’t normal! Release the Epstein files!
Show PostCall me crazy but I think it's bad when the richest man in the world uses my 401k earnings to put a pedophile on TV
Show PostWe're sick of making Elon Musk richer. So our newest ETFs, $XXQQ and $XXSP, let you invest in the NASDAQ-100 and S&P 500, minus any companies owned by him. He DOGEd us all—now go to redactelon.com to see how you can DOGE him back.
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