The Borowitz Report

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10 December 2025 03:18

Let me explain affordability to Trump: the country can’t afford another three years of you #youfucker

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸

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05 September 2025 05:27

I guess that would make Hegseth become Secretary of DeWars

The Borowitz Report

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05 September 2025 05:26

Given that he’s bombing countries that didn’t attack us and he’s just renamed the Pentagon the War Department, Trump’s campaign for the Nobel Peace Prize is starting to look like some kind of high-concept performance art

The Borowitz Report

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14 June 2025 00:50

Mike Johnson said that Gavin Newsom should be “tarred and feathered.” I wish Mike would keep his sexual fantasies to himself