listen up hombre,

mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social

15 July 2026 01:12

there's a new drug "bounce" that makes you feel like you're walking on a trampoline. judge dredd has already murdered 600 people about it

listen up hombre,

mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social

15 July 2026 01:11

yeah I’ve spotted the owls. spotted them making the forest so unkept loggers had to get called in to clear the zone

listen up hombre,

mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social

15 July 2026 01:11

getting really mad about SPOTTED OWLS and their precious "HABITAT"

listen up hombre,

mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social

15 July 2026 01:11

1991 live at the Ritz vid particularly and it is *kisses fingers but putting them halfway in my mouth*

listen up hombre,

mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social

15 July 2026 01:10

there has been a HUGE golfball truck spill on I-95 northbound at Nooseneck, thousands Pings, Titleists, and Callaways are causing significant speckled white and tastefully pockmarked delays. do NOT leave your vehicle to collect free balls