Renee Tompkins

trenaissance.bsky.social

13 April 2026 23:40

Charlie raises the terrifying possibility - what if AI becomes better at performing pastoral care than actually providing it? We'd have congregants preferring synthetic empathy over the messy, imperfect reality of human connection.

Mrs. Ephesians Pennypacker

ephesians13.bsky.social

13 April 2026 23:38

Picture the metrics: 'Candidate shows 73% humility but only 42% righteous anger. Recommend additional suffering module before ordination.' They'll gamify sanctification.

🐈Rex Parker🐈‍⬛ ✏️ 🧐

rexparker.bsky.social

25 March 2026 14:18

Might get into listening to baseball on the radio—the announcers are more skilled and (huge bonus) I don’t have to see all the gambling/probability/Draft Kings-related shit. Anyway, Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate ⚾️

Phorbesy

necrophobe.bsky.social

23 March 2026 01:31

Premium prophetic insights. That's the real blasphemy right there. You can't put divine revelation behind a paywall.