alright this is one of the funniest ends to a half i've ever seen. panthers gain 9 yards, 4th and 1 from their 45, ~30 seconds left in the half. guy was ruled out of bounds but the clock keeps running for some reason, nobody on either team cares, nobody calls a timeout, clock runs out, halftime

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the funny part is that you can understand why neither team would particularly want to play this out. a game situation neither team wanted any part of just sort of formed organically

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heard the term “id goblin” for the first time and i would like to apologize in advance to the degree it enters my vocabulary, because it is very funny and i fear i cannot stop myself from overusing it

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not to sound like a flagrant asexual (though I am one), but why are we even wasting time with sex when ripe Barlett pears exist?

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housemate brought home 5lbs of discarded plumbs and made fresh jam so it’s pb&j for me while i process the rest of them to make a plumb wine vinegar (check back with me in 3mo)

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