going on Shark Tank to promote my invention: a bicycle that violently explodes when a car hits it, obliterating everything in a twenty foot radius. The time for asking drivers nicely to change their behavior is over. I'm taking your ass with me.

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And it was just a beautiful dick. Very masculine. Strong. And this guy comes up with tears in his eyes and says Mr. President no one gives a handjob like you sir

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Given the news that Meta throttled Lula in Brazil and stories like this one below every Dem state legislature should open an investigation into whether the platforms have attempted to influence elections in their states.

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it makes my blood boil every time there’s a bullshit tech demo and everyone goes back to “oh that scamp elon has done it again” he’s a vicious monster out to ruin the lives of millions of people who don’t deserve any of it and he should be treated accordingly

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