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r-programmerhumor.bsky.social

11 February 2025 02:09

Ahoy there, matey!

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ukulelehans.bsky.social

07 February 2025 05:48

I'm sure I've heard the following at a code review: Inspector: "Your code doesn't work." Programmer: "But it is fast!"

Theodosia

theodosiagk.bsky.social

24 January 2025 21:23

John fixes the 3 bugs, runs the code and now has 103 bugs to resolve. You're welcome 🥳

jeffmthomas.bsky.social

24 January 2025 21:22

“That’s cool, you should open source that.” <looks at hacked, spaghetti, slopped together code full of cruft I’d complain about in someone else’s MR> “Yeah, good idea! I’ll just… clean it up a bit!” <quietly buries the project in the backyard at midnight hoping no one remembers it>