kellychristine.bsky.social
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
👤 Joined on 13 April 2023
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@kellychristine.bsky.social“Desperate trillionaire does publicity stunt to distract the public from damning exposé” There’s your headline
Show PostWell that's it for baseball west of the Mississippi this year. It was a privilege to witness and write about this. I'll see you when we get back to the Good Time Zones
Show PostIt's over. Everyone has left. I am free
Show PostI’ve rediscovered chili cheese Fritos and I’m pretty sure my life is over now
Show PostI can look at it and say it's lame because it's a parlor trick to juice a white supremacist's stock portfolio, but then I'm a thinking adult and not an eight-year-old, or the "AI Correspondent for The Economist"
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