squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social
Sit Ubu, sit…good dog. *tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
👤 Joined on 14 June 2023
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@squirrel74wkgn.bsky.socialAt this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance
Show PostSo embarrassed about all those drunk texts from later on tonight
Show PostDating in your 40s is like trying to pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time except you’re drunk and you also don’t have arms
Show Post*unsheathes sword* What the fuck do you mean the McFlurry machine is broken?
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