Good morning! 🪶

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A Northern Cardinal posing nicely. #birds #birding #HamOnt

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Today, I have mostly been in Plymouth to spout bollocks about the economy, in an effort to distract attention from my dodgy financial dealings and the fact that my party is full of racists and perverts.

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Yellow-rumped Warbler blending in to the goldenrod on an autumn day #birds #warblers #birdphotography

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Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple. Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways. Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔

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