Congratulations to Jalen Hurts, now the second-best Philadelphia team captain and franchise player to suffer a lung injury and have his team go "yeah you can probably get on a plane it'll be fine"

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After it all™ Bari Weiss’ tenure at CBS is going to end up on a venn diagram alongside the Nazification of Twitter and they’re going to overlap. It’ll be titled “digital town square” and it’ll hang in the Louvre.

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He made that kid smoke the whole pack

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Congrats to incoming White House press secretary Tilly Norwood

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Non-zero chance that Dan Quinn said, “Guys, we gotta turn this thing around, and it starts with me. **Turns hat around** Now let’s get out there and have a good day of practice.”

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