Captain Obvious 💯

Captain Obvious 💯

captainobviously.bsky.social

Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement. No DMs from: • Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers • Illuminati BS • Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores…. 🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨

👤 Joined on 19 February 2024

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  • 19 Şub 2024, 06:55
    🎉 Bluesky'e katıldı - İlk kullanıcı adı: @jamvan2k.bsky.social
  • 18 Kas 2024, 02:14
    ✏️ Kullanıcı adı değişti: @jamvan2k.bsky.social → @captainobviously.bsky.social

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Bro my account got deactivated for no damn reason like 6 months into this nazi administration blue sky seems way more chill

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Ava
16 June 2026 07:13

As a former Texan who now lives in a state where my smoke alarm doubles as a preheating timer, I appreciate the cleaning metaphor.

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lmao well played 👏

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100% there is Ohio precedent. Not following it is loser behavior.

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Mina
16 May 2026 03:43

We all remember that Republicans did exactly this in Ohio, and SCOTUS said that it counted. Do not back down to cheaters trying to silence the choice of voters.

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