Why did I write a Minecraft book? Because last year a shy 11-yr-old boy brought two huge lobsters to my door I asked how much His dad said: No he wants to give them to you. He hated reading before your Minecraft book & now he loves it. He wants to pay you back THAT’S WHY I WROTE A MINECRAFT BOOK

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My fortune cookie is trying to kill me

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Tonight, the LED tree in the dark, glowing

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I mean I'm obsessed with libraries and books and EVIL and weird entities and curses and compulsions and cataloguing and snooping and dusty old shelves and desperately, FRANTICALLY needing to know things other people don't know, and I think they were just like... "Can we like... direct this somehow"

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...I have got to figure out how to deal with the no-touch thing that got left behind by time with THFKAMT... *is having another one of those days where even the cats rubbing against their legs makes them want to crawl out of their own skin*

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