Davy Jones’ Locker Room

davyjoneslr.bsky.social

05 October 2026 04:49

“The ‘Joey’ chants are my favorite thing in the world.” -Joey on the “Joey” chants, which are his favorite thing in the world #SeaKraken

Chris Battey

darthparadox.bsky.social

27 April 2026 22:17

That is extremely us, yes. 🥰

Andy Operandi 🫠

andyoperandi.bsky.social

27 April 2026 22:17

This reminds me of @darthparadox.bsky.social and @brownaessedai.bsky.social 🥰

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

cpsc.gov

27 April 2026 15:54

"I slept in a catapult." Nah, man. You slept in a drop-side crib with a padded crib bumper and enough stuffed animals around you to fill a claw machine. The catapult actually might have been safer.

Lying

lying.bsky.social

04 April 2026 18:00

I love the detail that they put him facing all the monitors, like he's legitimately part of the ground team instead of just decor.