mermaidfart.bsky.social
frotting and chewing gum
👤 Joined on 17 November 2024
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@mermaidfart.bsky.socialIf my employer ever asked me anything related to my online presence I would simply lie. "Someone called and said you made some problematic posts on Bluesky?" Never heard of it. Must be a case of mistaken identity. I don't have social media. Left my phone at home today so I can focus on work.
Show Postmaking up a guy to get mad at, but he's so charming.. do you think he's single?
Show PostAll of my past lives have been spent building perfectly smooth spheres out of dense stone to confuse and bewilder those who stumble upon them
Show PostEven with tariffs now we're still mailing her ass to Abu Dhabi. It's worth it
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