Kade, the H̷͇̙̳̐͗͌͗̂̕͜ȃ̷̧̧̡̢͈̖̞̖͍͎̫͆̎͐͗̔̌̾̑̀͋r̸̢̨̙̯͔̻̻͉͓͈̂͑̀̂͗̈́̑̅͜͠b̷̢̜͙̯̝̼̱̟̫͚͕̥̩͙̌ͅǐ̵̡͎̝̼̋̍̾͛ǹ̵͉͙̟̠̰̣̩̫̩̅g̶̺̀̾͋͆̈̂͒ḙ̷̣̞͉͉͓̞̊̿r̶͓͍̙͌͝

irreleverent.bsky.social

28 December 2024 22:20

"But Kade, what if I'm on the draw and I have a 2-lander?" No, dear butterfly, that is when bouncelands are THE BEST. You kept a 2 lander and drew no land in 2 turns. You got to turn any of those nonlands you're struggling to cast into a third land and got a free discard outlet. They fucking rule.

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25 December 2024 18:47

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25 December 2024 18:45

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