Walking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."

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would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

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Perfect

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My freshman year girlfriend repacked my bag when my mom had already packed it. Blood was spilt that night.

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"I thought he wears Brioni." This is the American version of Brioni (Jabroni)

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