kattsdogma.bsky.social

20 October 2026 13:37

[broadway show audition] guy: *shows up with a broken arm* director: what are you doing ? this isn’t dear evan hansen guy: who’s evan hansen? i thought you were casting director: what guy with broken arm: what narrator: one for the theater kids . you’re welcome 🎭

Cooper S. Beckett

coopersbeckett.com

17 October 2026 15:46

I’m a queer man and this is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen

Bill

bill.mu

11 October 2026 20:40

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun.

Nat Guest

unfortunatalie.bsky.social

11 October 2026 20:15

How do I explain vocal stimming? Well, basically I've been repeatedly singing "making stickers, super stickers - make a cat, just like that, or a flower for your hat!" since 1996.

~daniel_barker~

daniel-barker.bsky.social

11 October 2026 20:14

love to search for a "tweet" on "google"