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every silica gel packet labeled "DO NOT EAT": you're not the boss of me

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Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next?

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Mitch McConnell is getting leg lengthening surgery. He plans to return to the Senate in October and 8 feet tall.

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this legitimately made me tear up. a tremendous public servant!

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