Tried to buy weed today and the dispensary was closed with a notice saying its license was suspended. Turns out one of the owners hired someone to kill the other owner, and this is a big no-no with the licensing board.

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do i disavow what? muslim brotherhood? my guy there is nothing better than muslim brotherho-- *crowd starts booing* wait i mean i disavow all brotherhood due to my misandry *booing intensifies* wait i mean i specifically disavow muslim brotherhood due to my islamophobia *raucous cheering*

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The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

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Retired guy whose healthcare bill is entirely paid for by working adults talking about how he shouldn’t have to pay for other people’s kids to go to school while standing in front of a mansion he owns is really just an excellent encapsulation of the Republican base.

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"The story is bullshit because the people only ended up having to pay the GDP of Poland out of pocket after being tortured by bureaucracy in a system so grotesque our major unifying bipartisan political moment was the public assassination of one of its executives"

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