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this is your daily reminder that a “petard” was a siege explosive used to blow up gates, walls, etc.; the term does not refer to some old-fashioned pair of fancy tights or something. if you’re getting hoisted by your own petard, it’s not an ironic, metaphorical wedgie: yr getting blasted, bestie

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Omg

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I say this every year at thanksgiving. You can eat leftovers for as long as you want as long as you’re not a little bitch about it

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I love when you open up a new package of vases from the store and you find one of these guys.

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