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sofarrsogud.bsky.social

14 December 2025 20:00

[Me, narrating a documentary on seagulls] Just look at these fucken swole pigeons.

@Joust_A_Minute

joustaminute.bsky.social

21 June 2025 22:10

[David Attenborough narrating my life] “Watch as the dumb husband puts away the dishes incorrectly, cementing his night void of intercourse”.

One Steve To Rule Them All

slayerofunicorns.bsky.social

07 June 2025 11:54

I was rocketed here from an alien planet, then my adoptive parents were killed in an alley by a radioactive spider, which bit me. An ancient monk took pity on me, brought me to a lost city, and taught me sorcerous martial arts until a gamma bomb exploded and mutated me into a vampiric were-dragon.

darkwise

darkwise.bsky.social

28 May 2025 09:11

Just once, when a girl scout knocks, I want to open the door dressed as the Cookie Monster and go fucking nuts.

Jason, ex Inferis

benedictsred.bsky.social

30 April 2025 18:42

Why is it that when someone misses a joke and comments a serious response, they often will also have “aspiring shitposter” in their bio? Aspire harder, bro.