Remodeled our bathroom, and when I took the new toilet out of the box I licked inside the bowl because how often do you get to do that.

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I'm the captain of a navy warship, and my family, which has a proud history of naval service, thinks I joined to continue the tradition. I actually joined because I like Star Trek and this is the closest I can get to being on the bridge of the starship Enterprise.

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Liverpool are the only team unbeaten (+ joint best defence in the league), Brighton are very much in the title race, and Man United are still shite. 😆

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This guy has built a premier league table with a mode called ‘genuine’ that removes Man City 👏👏👏 @kapowaz.net kapowaz.github.io/football-pre...

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I think it's Ruffalo's duty to don a shabby raincoat, walk towards a door to leave then stop and turn around quizzically for the good of the world. For him not to do so would be a huge obstacle towards the pleasure and betterment of humankind.

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