pau

sillypau.bsky.social

22 October 2026 05:16

Before opening this set, I said, “If there's ONE card I could wish for, it'd be a Jirachi.” I think I might've wished a little too hard...

pau

sillypau.bsky.social

22 October 2026 05:16

okay but genuinely what are the odds of pulling this full house

pau

sillypau.bsky.social

22 October 2026 05:16

universe, I KNOW you punish me for being a horrible person, but this is SICK. you let me beat astronomical odds for a piece of cardboard, yet every time I reach for something warm, you make sure it has teeth. IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU??? AM I YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE EXPERIMENT???

pau

sillypau.bsky.social

22 October 2026 05:16

oh, but that's the joke, isn't it? ehehe... I GET IT NOW!! i'm the little moth you keep pulling toward the flame!! no, no, that's silly, the light is supposed to be warm, ISN'T IT??? silly me!! mistaking the fire for the sun again. BUT YOU KNEW. YOU ALWAYS KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO MY BODY

pau

sillypau.bsky.social

22 October 2026 05:16

it's always been my body!! the one thing i thought i could control!! ahaha... silly me!! if i could just make it feel right, maybe everything else would finally be right too!! no, no, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!! is it because you know i like to STARVE? you made me do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!