Sometimes I think about how gannets die because they blast their eyeballs out slamming into the ocean over and over again, and I go harder.

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OMG Jack Tame is on the 6pm news explaining exactly how poll sampling error works! I never thought I'd see it

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Please lol extra hard for @dimsie.bsky.social and I who have long standing grudges against that wet end Chris Penk then lol again because what the fuck was he thinking? I assume on Chris’ only? Lol #NZPol

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I'm not getting married to you, Steve. Sorry.

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I won an award at Sundance years ago and Sam Neill, whom I did not know, tweeted to me “we’re all so proud of you, sweetheart”. I can’t even express what that meant to me. That our most beloved national treasure, a man I worshipped, would take the time to write to me!

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