noahconstrictor.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 13 August 2023
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@noahconstrictor.bsky.socialSplit Zone Duo has not heard any firsthand accounts that Brian Kelly was seen reciting "OMAR COMIN'" into his mirror for an hour this afternoon. As far as we know it was all rumor
Show PostI say Kara Swisher is a big reason Musk is in the richest man in the world and she should shut her mouth
Show Postyou KNOW the new republic privatized everything in the worst conceivable way. Space CBS got bought by the hutts. Han Solo gets a sweetheart deal to host a new talkshow called Revnog Zhelldays
Show Posti haven’t read any of the disney approved novels on mon mothma’s new republic but my understanding is that this is how fascism rose a second time
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