When the kids were young, I'd do a slow mo run to the microwave, saying 'noooo' and stop it with one second to go, thus saving the entire planet from disintegration. They're all grown up now but when no-ones around, I still do it. You're welcome btw, me saving your lives.

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Early morning worker. Usually pop to Greggs for hot drink/butty deal on way. Staff pre-make my coffee when spotting me in queue & always give me extra bacon in butty. Sometimes I fancy something else but can't risk changing & maybe losing the extra bacon bonus.

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James "We Should Have Signed Him Instead Of Odegaard" Maddison with his first goal for 18 months there. 🙃

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James Maclean on Remembrance Sunday.

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