seitan-kvlt.bsky.social
Tree-hugging, tofu-eating, long-haired socialist hippie. Full liberation: animals, people and planet.
👤 Joined on 20 June 2024
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@seitan-kvlt.bsky.socialAfter hearing about the bloke who parked in every bay at Lidl I resolved to use every urinal at the Utilita Bowl during the cricket season. On the last day in September I think I finished the task but I didn't log it all in an excel so I'll never really know.
Show PostBald men are great because you get a proper satisfying 'pat' sound when you teabag them
Show PostTurned 25 at the start of the year. Have no idea why I have suddenly become obsessed with bald men. Shagged three of them and obsessed with another guy in the office.
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