"Underbelly Alliance" -- "Look, I'll level with ya: you might be a surface-dweller, but we've got similar interests as far as the future of New York. Hell, I might even be able to help you with this little anatomical mixup you've got goin' with both yer heads. Now come on, goat. Kiss the ring."

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Monarchs and powerful nobles keep blimped up mages nearby at all times to maintain magical barriers and watch for magical intrusions. It's not uncommon for a person to discover they have magical aptitude by spontaneously inflating on accident.

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A otra cosa, mariposa~~~ 🦋

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I'm rigging the system by putting money on someone else eating you and then pushing you into the path of a cheetah three times your size.

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Yes but it'll be by that one docile and fat jaguar on YouTube who loves belly rubs. And it'll be an accident after you accidentally touch a scalding hot fajita platter and leap in the air eventually landing on their plate.

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