New Evidence Suggests Amelia Earhart Was Accepted Into Crab Society https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-amelia-earhart-was-accepted-into-crab-society/

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I watched the Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes doc. There is a scene where a guy talks about his genius business plan to use lasers to look at molecules and how they change day to day. You just need to miniaturize the optics! It's easy he says. Taking money from Silicon Valley people must be easy.

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These people will have their mind blown when they learn about why Blu-ray is called that

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Those who

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