Worked in a camera shop that did developing and printing in-house. Shifty bloke asks the boss if we do "dirty" pics. Yes, he says, as long as it's not illegal. Of course, they printed an extra set in the lab so we all had a look.

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Bob, the spider, has built, and occasionally rebuilds, a web which cuts off about a fifth of my garden, my clothesline, and my hose. But he has a name now, so I could never stomach destroy his home. This isn't how I had visualised cohabiting in my 50s.

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The Polish Foreign Minister responds to claims that Musk strangled Starlink access to Ukrainian forces costing Ukrainian lives.

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Ex-wife told me she would always find my bitten nail remains around the house all the time, so first year separated I decided to keep every clipping. I collect them in a whisky glass, there are hundreds. No wonder she was mad. Owner of a disgusting collection of my own body parts

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My laptop screen is now so grubby that when I'm watching the cricket highlights, I often find myself tracking a blob of food to the boundary rather than the ball.

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