The Onion

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20 October 2026 04:22

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

What The Trans?! 🏳️‍⚧️

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03 October 2026 10:38

🔴 LIVE - TRANS PRIDE EXETER 2026 Today we are reporting on Trans Pride Exeter 2026. The gathering doesn't even officially begin until 11:30, but there are already 50+ people at Dixs Field!

The Onion

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30 September 2026 18:16

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

Elizabeth Warren

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30 September 2026 18:12

I’ve been asked to weigh in on the debate over whether to bring an iced coffee to an interview. It doesn't matter. Iced coffee is NOT why it's hard to land a job right now, and it's NOT why Gen Z can't get ahead. Our economy is rigged. We need to change that.

The Onion

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25 September 2026 11:18

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/